Skittles make you feel like the popular girls just asked you to sit at their lunch table and they totally actually mean it this time. Skittles are a trip to the mall to shoplift lip gloss. Skittles are Britney Spears burning down her home gym with a candle. Skittles are an elixir of youth itself.
Tag Archives: Halloween
October Horoscopes
Hey look outside! What’s that? Why it’s the 12 foot skeleton from Home Depot, reporting for duty in the Skeleton Wars! This month in addition to your horoscope you’ll also be assigned a spooky scary Halloween meme. This will be your official identity for all of October. Enjoy!
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