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June Horoscopes- Pride Edition!

It’s June and that means it’s Pride month. But I’m not actually proud of this month. It’s literally only just started. What has it done for me to be proud of it? Nothing yet, that’s the answer! But what should you be proud of this month? Read on to find out! Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)-…

May Horoscopes

I feel a great kinship with the month of May. It’s full of wildflowers and blooming trees and creeping deadlines. Just like me! To get a better handle on what’s to come, take a gander at these horoscopes! Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)- I have consulted the oracle. I have done the calculations. I have performed…

April Horoscopes

Did you think I would forget you, April? Never! They may be a little late but your horoscopes are finally here. But because this month marks the one year anniversary of The Goose Responds and because I am more obsessed with myself than I am with you, dear reader, I have decided to use this…

February Horoscopes

Hello hello it’s February, the month of love! Why is it the month of love? Because long ago some Roman (St. Valentine) got murdered for marrying people around the same time other Romans used to sacrifice a goat to purify their city (Lupercalia). So in honor of this, I’m going a little off course. Instead…

January Horoscopes

Welcome to 2021! May the new year bring no new troubles and may your old ones not recognize you behind your mask. Many exciting things are afoot in January but as ever, please remember that the future is a great and terrible burden. Read on responsibly. Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)- A low pressure system moving…

December Horoscopes

Ho ho ho, happy Chanukah! It’s December which means a time for celebration, good food, worshiping the night beginning at 4pm, and horoscopes. As an extra special holiday present, each zodiac sign has been assigned a classic Christmas cookie with a recipe link included! If you make them, please send me pictures to be featured…

November Horoscopes

AAAAHHHHH! It’s November 2020. The month we’ve been dreaming of and dreading in equal measures. Not sure what to do or how to handle it? Read on to find out!

5 Fantastic Ways to Cope with Job Loss

Are you one of the 12.6 million Americans who are unemployed? Well you’re on luck! Sort of. Our Guest Goose Marie has compiled a helpful list of 5 methods to deal with job loss, all inspired by very reliable and educational fantasy franchises.

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