complaints, compliments, and submissions all accepted
Complaints?
Does your back hurt after carrying a large pile of books? Does your family keep including you in group messages you don’t need to be a part of? Is everyone you see on tinder holding a dead fish? Please send me your best complaints!
Compliments?
Does the person next to you on your commute smell really nice but you think it’d be too weird to say it? Say it here! Too embarrassed to tell someone that you love them? Tell me instead! Now accepting compliments about anyone and everything.
Submissions?
Want to join the flock of Guest Geese and write something? Introduce yourself and we’ll get started!
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