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Who is the Goose?

At one point in the last seven years I sent a text to my friend Tara that simply read “the goose responds.” The context of that text has since been lost to time but the screenshot remains. We do not know the identity of the original goose, where it lived, or to what it was responding. All we know is that this goose had something to say.

My name is Heather Ryan. I am the goose.

The Goose Responds is a home for all of the strange thoughts you’ve never known where to put. They walk around your brain at night, honking incessantly, blocking airport runways, and being a general nuisance.

Listen to the goose. Let it speak. Set it free.

The Original

“The best thing to come out of 2020.”

-a very unbiased person

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