AAAAHHHHH! It’s November 2020. The month we’ve been dreaming of and dreading in equal measures. Not sure what to do or how to handle it? Read on to find out!
Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)- As the Earth continues to revolve around the sun, it will become especially important that all Arieses cast their ballot for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris on November 3rd. Why? Because over 200,000 people are dead from a pandemic and Joe and Kamala will implement a national testing strategy for COVID-19 and a nation-wide mask mandate to protect our friends, our neighbors, and ourselves. They will use the Defense Production Act to its fullest extent to manufacture PPE and work with public health experts to make sure policy serves the many, not the few.
Taurus (Apr 20-May 20)- If there is one thing a Taurus knows, it’s the importance of keeping those around them safe. Vote for a candidates like Joe Biden and Kamala Harris who will implement a national testing strategy for COVID-19 and a nation-wide mask mandate to protect our friends, our neighbors, and ourselves.
Gemini (May 21-Jun 20)- Speaking of schools, did you know that all Geminis should vote for candidates who support public education and will make sure teachers get a fair wage, protect the rights of students, and work towards closing the opportunity gap? It’s Joe Biden! With Dr. Jill by his side, we know we can trust him to work on behalf of educators and students.
Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22)- Cancers are always ready to roll with the punches, so long as the punches aren’t doing damage to their standing in the world. This November, Cancers should make sure they vote for candidates who will return the United States to a respected democracy on the world stage and are willing to work peacefully with other states to find solutions to global problems. (Pssst! We’re talking about Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.)
Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22)- Leos stand up for themselves and their friends. But did you know that Joe Biden will be standing beside you? Vote for a candidate with a decades-long history of supporting collective bargaining, unionizing, and work-place protection.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)- Because of their conjunction with Venus, Virgos tend to be staunch supporters of LGBTQ+ people. So is Joe Biden! Vote for someone who will protect the rights and freedoms of all LGBTQ+ people in the United States.
Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22)- Libras are always seeking justice. They know that justice is a long process of breaking down systemic barriers that have relegated Black Americans to second class status in this country. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are committed to ending health disparities, economic disparities, and legal disparities for Black Americans.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)- Scorpios realize that the stock market is not an indication of how well 99% of Americans are doing. So do Joe Biden and Kamala Harris! The reason? Because they care about 100% of Americans. They have a plan to improve your bank account while keeping you safe.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)- As a Sagittarius, you’re always concerned about the impact your actions have on the world around you. Make sure you vote for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, candidates who will invest in sustainable energy and rejoin the Paris Climate Agreement, putting us on the path to saving our planet.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)- Capricorns will want to take notice of the moon this month as even the moon wants you to vote for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Why? Because Joe Biden and Kamala Harris care about Jews and Muslims, two groups who follow the lunar calendar. They recognize that antisemitism and Islamophobia are both symptoms of white supremacy and bigotry and they will not stand for it. An attack on one is an attack on all. Take a stand and vote Biden/Harris 2020!
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)- We all know an especially loud Aquarius but they can’t help it! They just want to make sure their voice is heard. So do Joe Biden and Kamala Harris! They won’t stand for financial conflicts in government officials that put America at risk. They’ll keep foreign money out of our elections and increase transparency. People over profit, you love to see it!
Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)- If you’re a Pisces then you know it’s a scary time to have a body. There’s a pandemic going on and people in the United States are still not guaranteed healthcare? What gives? Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will take us one step closer to making sure everyone can see a doctor, whether they have a full-time job or not. (Kind of makes sense when we’re also in a recession, no?)
Head to IWillVote.com to find all of the information you need on voting in this election. If you are turned away from your polling place, denied a provisional ballot, are harassed or intimidated then call 1-866-687-8683 for the ACLU’s voter protection hotline. For more information on your rights as a voter, check out 866ourvote.org
Polls close on November 3rd so make sure your voice is heard!
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